comeing

a stupid illiterate way of spelling coming, typically used by people named “scott” or “alex”

are you comeing to the game tomorrow?
are you an idiot

by ganggangquwiei October 15, 2023

come

Slang for the male or female orgasm!

I like to come! Coming is fun! I like the feeling.

by penis puffer March 16, 2005

come

when your girlfreind is getting hit from the back then yells

come daddy

by yahboi699 January 30, 2020

Come

Sperm, Ejaculate fluid, man juice.

The condom burst and come went everywhere!

by F-Sargent January 11, 2003

to come on

1)to ejaculate on something or someone
2)to get ones menstrual period (this expression is used this way in certain parts of the UK)
3)to come online, particularly to sign into an instant messaging program, to enter a chatroom, etc.

1)If you pull out, don't come on the quilt my grandma made me.
2)You seem a bit moody today; are you about to come on?
3)I wish Fox would come on so I can kick her ass at literati.

by pooge June 2, 2006

Come

What you're looking for is "CUM."

When you spell "come" it is meant to summon someone or something. "Cum" is the word or reference for reaching orgasm.

by Ti Mu January 22, 2006

come

People that have never read any porn magazine articles in there life and can't spell the word correctly.

The correct spelling is cum.

Come over here now! Are you going to come to the game?

by Christopher_Cool June 12, 2008