Give My Pillow Some Head

To go to sleep.

Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

busting my head

Busting my head

You are really busting my head with that sexy picture

by Busting my head April 3, 2023

In my head

Anxious, unable to get into a flow state (like the yips) or stop thinking about something

A little in my head after another threesome.

by Sablow October 13, 2022

That Sounded Better In My Head

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.

Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

by Someone who kinda exists August 21, 2021

shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.

*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.

by H00P0E September 24, 2022