Top mommy

The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms

She my top mommy (l) 👅

by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

Mommy appreciation day

From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.

"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"

by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2022

Mommy Shoms

a version of shoms that is absolute mommy material. everytime u see her ur pants turn white

omg its mommy shoms,why is my pp sticky all of a sudden?

by owaphikku-kun April 9, 2022

motion mommie

used when your calling or telling a girl they got motion meaning they got hoes

hey motion mommie wyd

by jadaaaa April 11, 2022

Mommy Doggy

An adorable stuffed blue dog with three white spots, over her eye, butt, and tail.

"Yo bro can I play with Mommy Doggy?"
"No."

by tFluffy October 4, 2022

river/mommy

SHES SO SWAG BUT SHE ALWAYS GROUNDS ME FROM WATCGING MCYT 😡😡

river/mommy is tall

by spencer404 July 10, 2021