by Summerlandsouth November 6, 2011
Jeff thought he could impress those girls at the bar, but when he got over there he tripped on his dick and now they won't talk to him.
Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.
Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.
by Doc_Holaday November 13, 2016
Going on a night out but not having a wank before you leave and thinking with your dick instead of your head.
by CFCJoe March 2, 2012
The penile equivalent to off with his head. It's what someone says, especially royalty, to order someone's dick to be chopped off.
the king caught one of his knights fucking the queen. As soon as he saw this he shouted "OFF WITH HIS DICK!"
by SweetDoggyM February 22, 2016
When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.
"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014
Origin unknown, but this phrase was recently popularised by Dale Howard from Big Brother 9 in the UK.
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour
"Rex is probably taking notes on me anyway, talking with his fucking dick out all the time. I'll be doing something and he'll be doing the same thing all the time so he can't say anything. He's just talking with his dick out *cue Jennifer pointing to Rex across the garden who Dale hasn't spotted yet*
by Ranklescher August 15, 2008
To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.
by Abh3 September 23, 2017