Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.
That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.
by knowman March 30, 2008
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Home made paper in transit tags that are used to avoid paying to register a car. The date on the tags is changed from time to time in an attempt to make them appear legal. Real plates taken off a junk car or from the junkyard. Used to avoid getting required liability insurance.
Bob should change his east omaha tags they're turning yellow. I got busted because the car I was driving had east omaha tags, and it wasn't my car. Dave got nailed for east omaha tags, and no insurance.
by knowman March 12, 2008
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An impossibility. No self respecting nigga would even think about living in east omaha.
He called me an east omaha nigga so I kicked his ass, not because he called me a nigga, but because he said I was from east omaha.
by benth April 14, 2008
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A poor white trash version of a ghetto thug, without talent, style, or anything cool. Most East Omaha thugs were career criminals but were to lazy and stupid to make any money at it.
Is that boy a wigger? No he's an East Omaha thug and too stupid to be dangerous. Does he have anything we want? I just told you he's an East Omaha thug he ain't got shit.
by benth April 5, 2008
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The act of injecting semen into a paint balls, then proceeding to shoot them into your partners rectum until they pop and create a long gooey tail of paint amd semen.
by Hoverdumper April 26, 2023
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When tapping ass doggie style, make a nice puddle of man milk on her back and then proceed to slap your dick in the puddle numerous times until the puddle is gone. The result will be an interior designers dream with snail trails galore.
I helped Brookepaint” her apartment this weekend courtesy of the Omaha Chili Whip.
by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006
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