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oldie locks 



A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth


"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"
oldie locks by Jinoo December 17, 2008

Oldie Locks 

old as dirt. a bitter, old waste of skin

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth
'Get off the road, oldie locks!'

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"
Oldie Locks by jinoo December 17, 2008

oldilocks 

term used to describe the questionable hairdo of older,balding men/aging hippies who have pony tails
Most "has been" four member rock bands are known as oldilocks and the three bores.......

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026