oldie locks

An old person. Derived from the words "Goldie locks" and "old".

"Get the fuck off the road, oldie locks!"

by Peter Pantload March 12, 2008

oldie locks

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

by Jinoo December 17, 2008

Oldie Locks

old as dirt. a bitter, old waste of skin

A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth

'Get off the road, oldie locks!'

"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"

by jinoo December 17, 2008

oldilocks

term used to describe the questionable hairdo of older,balding men/aging hippies who have pony tails

Most "has been" four member rock bands are known as oldilocks and the three bores.......

by sheila in the car July 5, 2009