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OLD SHIT 

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it
That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!
OLD SHIT by NickerDick November 1, 2018

OLD SHIT 

"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"
OLD SHIT by Cadillac Sanchez August 16, 2018

old shit cunt 

the old people we work with
old shit cunt by young-shit_cunt October 5, 2010

Old shit is old 

Repetition accentuates how old the shit really is.
Old shit is old, bro. Old shit is old.
Old shit is old by Madisonshine99 November 17, 2010

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter 

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

The old shit spirit 

A feeling one might feel when one says, "Oh shit".
It's a really nice day for the old shit spirit.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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