Ohtani'd

When you steal a lot of money from a top athlete

Man, that dude Ohtani'd his entire salary!

Ohtani'd by SixtosDaddy March 23, 2024

Shohei Ohtani 

The sexiest man alive

Shohei Ohtani is the greatest

Shohei Ohtani by dortdiplo April 13, 2022

Shohei Ohtani 

One of, or if not, the greatest Japanese baseball players of all time. Used to carry Mike "made of glass" Trout during his LA Angles tenure. Bro signed with the Dodgers and immediately won the world series.

Person 1: Who wears #17 on the Dodgers?
Person 2: It's the man, the myth, the legend SHOHEI OHTANI!!!!!!!!!

Shohei Ohtani by itszhangfr March 28, 2025

otani 

A sweet girl who cares about everyone, always tries her hardest to make people happy. Extremely hot and loving to the people that mean the most to her

Gosh look at how hot otani is

otani by If Twain day May 22, 2018

Ostanik lean

The Ostanik lean was originally created at north Marion high school after a f-150 5.4 triton v8 revived a deafening exhaust and a lean at the point that the hitch almost touches the ground. The it revived 28 inch “dubs” and then factory wheels. This vehicle sounds like a raspy gramma coughing but moves like a sloth!

Holy shit that ostanik lean is disgusting

Ostanik lean by Danknmhsuser April 9, 2019

obtanium 

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.

So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?

obtanium by cmackg May 13, 2005

ohanis 

A guy with curly hair. He would pick the most random girl to go out with. He is very sweet and will get you a lot of gifts. Ohanis' will be there for you know matter what.

Hey Ohanis, why are you dating the most random girl?
I don't know I just love her

ohanis by BalhBlahHalb January 30, 2018