Doesn't exist
Jim: Hey! We're going on a trip to Ohio.
Dan: Where? Never heard of it...
Jim: Look it up on Google, dipshit.
Dan: I did, it 404'd.
Dan: Where? Never heard of it...
Jim: Look it up on Google, dipshit.
Dan: I did, it 404'd.
by an uncultured swine April 22, 2020
A land of shifting mists, Ohio is the most mysterious state in America. There are some who claim that it does not exist at all, but is merely a hoax perpetrated by a strong core of dedicated jokesters in the "neighboring" states of Michigan, Pennsylvania, Indiana, and West Virginia (we're pretty sure no one tells Kentucky anything).
Most people believe, however, that Ohio DOES in fact exists, and that its mystery is due solely to the mysterious mists that seem to enshroud the entirety of the state in...well...mystery, deterring all but the most stalwart of travelers. Constituents to this belief also hold that Ohio is, in fact, the last home of the dinosaurs, and that Ohioan economy is based almost solely on quarrying and agricultural works using highly-trained dinosaurs as the primary (and literal) beasts of burden.
Most people believe, however, that Ohio DOES in fact exists, and that its mystery is due solely to the mysterious mists that seem to enshroud the entirety of the state in...well...mystery, deterring all but the most stalwart of travelers. Constituents to this belief also hold that Ohio is, in fact, the last home of the dinosaurs, and that Ohioan economy is based almost solely on quarrying and agricultural works using highly-trained dinosaurs as the primary (and literal) beasts of burden.
Someone from Michigan: Ha! Those suckers on the East Coast actually think Ohio exists!
Someone from Pennsylvania: Actually, it does...it's just mysterious, you didn't even realize it was there. You know, what with all the enigmatically swirling mists and all...
Someone from Indiana: Really?!
Someone from West Virginia: Oh yeah, definately. A dinosaur from Ohio ate my sister, actually.
Someone from Kentucky: Oh, hey guys! What's going on?
The Other Four People: Oh...nothing...You know...
Someone from Kentucky: Cool! You want to hang out?
The Other Four People: *evasive mumbles*
Someone from Pennsylvania: Actually, it does...it's just mysterious, you didn't even realize it was there. You know, what with all the enigmatically swirling mists and all...
Someone from Indiana: Really?!
Someone from West Virginia: Oh yeah, definately. A dinosaur from Ohio ate my sister, actually.
Someone from Kentucky: Oh, hey guys! What's going on?
The Other Four People: Oh...nothing...You know...
Someone from Kentucky: Cool! You want to hang out?
The Other Four People: *evasive mumbles*
by Vladimir McCools October 8, 2007
The 17th state of the union. Became the new Florida after a landslide of Ohio memes in 2022. Now usually used in conjugation with "Only in Ohio" as a joking explanation for crazy or weird happenstance. Also contains Yellow Springs.
by Blacksmith52 June 1, 2023
I used to think that this state was propably the most suckish, boring state EVER.
I think a lot differently now.
Here are a few things about this Awesome state.
HISTORRRYYY
This was one of the first states of the Northeast, Established in 1803. The three main cities are Columbus, the capitol, Cleveland, and Cinncinati.
The Wright Brothers were raised in Ohio.
So were eight of America's presidents.
Aaand the first man to walk on the moon.
Akron was the first town to use police cars.
Cleveland was the first fully electric powered city.
Also the first state to use traffic lights.
And many many other things that I can't remember.
TIPS, HINT, AND INFO FOR ANY TOURIST...
1; STAY. AWAY. FROM. SPRINGFEILD. TOWNSHIP. This is basically the cespoo of Ohio. Unless you are crazy, like everyone else that lives in that weird place :D
2; ..I suggest dont go to Toledo.
3; If you have the courage to yell, 'I LOVE MICHIGAN' in a public area...You. Will. Be. Eaten. Alive. Unless you're in Toledo.
4; When you hear someone yell, 'O-H', you yell 'I-O'. Dont ask questions. Just do it.
5; Don't. Diss. OSU. You will also be eaten alive for that also. Again, unless you're in Toledo
6; In response to number one, stay away from Ellet too.
7; Our weather is crap and very unpredictable. Deal with it. I suggest bringing snowboots in the middle of summer and shorts in the dead of winter.
8; Only we can diss our state. If you diss it, we'll agree with you for that second, then again, eat you alive.
9; There's a 3/4 chance you will be eaten alive.
So, that's only 1/4 of the stuff in Ohio. Come here to figure out the rest for yourself :D
But...Try not to be eaten alive...
I think a lot differently now.
Here are a few things about this Awesome state.
HISTORRRYYY
This was one of the first states of the Northeast, Established in 1803. The three main cities are Columbus, the capitol, Cleveland, and Cinncinati.
The Wright Brothers were raised in Ohio.
So were eight of America's presidents.
Aaand the first man to walk on the moon.
Akron was the first town to use police cars.
Cleveland was the first fully electric powered city.
Also the first state to use traffic lights.
And many many other things that I can't remember.
TIPS, HINT, AND INFO FOR ANY TOURIST...
1; STAY. AWAY. FROM. SPRINGFEILD. TOWNSHIP. This is basically the cespoo of Ohio. Unless you are crazy, like everyone else that lives in that weird place :D
2; ..I suggest dont go to Toledo.
3; If you have the courage to yell, 'I LOVE MICHIGAN' in a public area...You. Will. Be. Eaten. Alive. Unless you're in Toledo.
4; When you hear someone yell, 'O-H', you yell 'I-O'. Dont ask questions. Just do it.
5; Don't. Diss. OSU. You will also be eaten alive for that also. Again, unless you're in Toledo
6; In response to number one, stay away from Ellet too.
7; Our weather is crap and very unpredictable. Deal with it. I suggest bringing snowboots in the middle of summer and shorts in the dead of winter.
8; Only we can diss our state. If you diss it, we'll agree with you for that second, then again, eat you alive.
9; There's a 3/4 chance you will be eaten alive.
So, that's only 1/4 of the stuff in Ohio. Come here to figure out the rest for yourself :D
But...Try not to be eaten alive...
by Proud_To_Be_An_Ohioan June 30, 2008
The 17th state of the United States -- in 1803. Contains 13,000,000 people and its chief cities are Cleveland, Cincinnati, and the capital of Columbus. Ohio is known for being the home of the Wright Brothers, the first man in space, more presidents than any other state, and Generals William T. Sherman and U.S. Grant. Also home of the champion OSU Buckeyes. Unlike what others may tell you, there are larger hellholes in the universe. Ohio has a lot to offer and is a decent place full of decent people.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 18, 2003
Ohio is the heart of America and is well known for it's amusement park in Sandusky Ohio called Cedar Point, which has over fourteen rides and loads of tourists come summer.
Ohio also has a huge historical background which can be seen almost everywhere you go.
Ohio is one of the states with the most American accent.
It's pronounced, OH-HIGH-OH, not OH-HAI-UH. If you go to any person who was raised in Ohio they will laugh at you for pronouncing it differently than 99% of America.
Ohio rivals with Michigan about sports, and they don't like each other because Michigan thinks Ohioan's drive slow -- while Ohioans think they drive like bats out of hell. (Which they do.)
Most of Ohio is taken up by farms and fields, but don't judge it by the land, for there is many neat things you can discover in Ohio.
Ohio also has a huge historical background which can be seen almost everywhere you go.
Ohio is one of the states with the most American accent.
It's pronounced, OH-HIGH-OH, not OH-HAI-UH. If you go to any person who was raised in Ohio they will laugh at you for pronouncing it differently than 99% of America.
Ohio rivals with Michigan about sports, and they don't like each other because Michigan thinks Ohioan's drive slow -- while Ohioans think they drive like bats out of hell. (Which they do.)
Most of Ohio is taken up by farms and fields, but don't judge it by the land, for there is many neat things you can discover in Ohio.
by Saraneversleeps January 10, 2009