off the chop

something fresh, new, player as hell, hot off the press, original, dope, etc.

"Damn nigga! That crack you cook is off the chop!!! and so is those J's you be wearin Mr. Man!"

"Damn!! Her titties is straight off the chop!"

It just means something dope!!!

off the chop by Chase K. da true. October 2, 2009

Chop a maloo off the lights 

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

Chop a maloo off the lights by Harry bartole May 26, 2022

off the chops 

1. Off the Chops
To Refer to an error, or to derogotise something or someone.

2. Off the Chops
Can also refer to something that is good, depending on infliction.

3. Off the Chops
Drunk/Intoxicated/Drugged/Messed Up/Smashed

4. Off the Chops
A musical term for brass players, often refer to their lips and musical ability as their "chops."

1.
A "That pool shot was off the chops"
B "You're off the chops"
2.
"That concert was OFF THE CHOPS"
3.
"I've had so much rum i'm off the chops"
4.
A - "You sound like you've been practising"
B - "Thanks, my chops are really coming together lately"

off the chops by Miguel20 October 26, 2005