off myself

the act of commiting sucide

"i totally tried to off myself last night"
"thats so stupid man"

off myself by jessica78678 December 16, 2007

Off myself

When you are so done with yourself or something that you did

"I can't believe you've done this"

Over it

Done

I just can't anymore

*makes full on breakfast (eggs, pancakes, coffee, bacon) accidentally bumps table and entire breakfast falls on the floor 5 minutes before you have to leave* "I'm so off myself right now."

Off myself by someoneuknow1 December 15, 2017

you make me want to off myself 

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

you make me want to off myself by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

Yeet myself off a bridge

To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge

John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun

Yeet myself off a bridge by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019

hitting myself off 

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

hitting myself off by The Body May 30, 2006

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022