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crack-ocracy

Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!

Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.

Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
crack-ocracy by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

do-ocracy 

an organizational structure in which individuals choose roles and tasks for themselves and execute them.
“Jeez, why does Mary get to decide what everyone eats and when they work? Who put her in charge?” Older and wiser heads will say, “This is a do-ocracy. If you think you can do Mary’s job, and you want to, then get up there and do it. She’ll probably be relieved. If not, don’t be a jerk and make a big stink about it, or else she’ll stop working so hard and we won’t have anything to eat!”
do-ocracy by dbcoooper April 30, 2014

orack bobama 

the dumbest president in a parellel universe
i hate orack bobama
orack bobama by poipeoplepersone January 13, 2022

cup'o crack 

A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.
"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

Ocrachoke 

A move from Ocracoke Island where you choke the shit out of somebody til their face turns green, like okra. You can also stick there head underwater for a while, like Ocracoke Island. People talk like they got a little more sense after their head has been underwater a while, it puts things in perspective.
The guy was in an ocrachoke.
Ocrachoke by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

5 O crack shadow 

It is when you shave your ass and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 O clock shadow on your face but the one on your asshole.
My friend took a picture of my asshole it was so clear you could see my 5 O crack shadow.
5 O crack shadow by Richjbower August 23, 2006