obvio

Much like the use of obvi in English listed here. Obvio is a shortened form of obviamente, used especially in Argentine Spanish.

- ¿Trajiste las valijas?
- ¡Obvio! ¿Qué te parece? No soy boludo.

by alfajor August 07, 2007

Obvios

Discernment to understand without having to understand or see anything.
Having the moxy to be candidly honest when they don’t understand.
Understanding while the obvios is having the moxy or balls to protect the truth.

When he heard what happened he knew it was obvios the truth was not being told.
While his friends talked about the tragedy he knew it was obvios they did not understand what was really happening.
Just knowing what happened he knew it was obvios he had to show them the truth.

by Batshitmad October 14, 2023

Obvio

a man who is cool but has balls.

Man that guy has balls, he is Obvio.

by jimmyymmij June 04, 2022

obviosity

The quite obvious fact that an event happened right before your eyes, yet some jerk has to scream "did you see that!?!'

John had the obviosity to point out the apparent balloon that had just popped.

by surajr. May 06, 2011

Obviosity

Obviosity is used to describe a situation where a person lays a trap or tells a lie in earnest but the trap/lie is so obvious it's stupid.

1: A lie.
Guy 1: "I just killed twelve super dragons and made them into burgers." (An actual attempt at lying.)
Guy 2: "That statement is riddled with obviosty. You couldn't kill a super dragon if you tried AND there' only ten super dragons in existence."

2: A trap.
Guy 1: "Alright! The guard left his post for lunch and there's the top secret information just sitting there unlocked and unprotected."
Guy 2: "This is sooo obviosity"

by Halted Progress June 17, 2009