obamans

Obamans are the intellectual supporters of Barack Obama. This group is not bound by blind allegiance to a fantasy apparition, but a pragmatic sense that a leader must possess both intellect and wisdom. Obamans are anti-ideologue but capitalist at their core. They believe in common sense free enterprise with compassion for their less fortunate brethren. They include Democrats, Republican, Libertarian, Conservatives, Liberals, Straight, and Gays, of all religious affiliations and ethnic origins. Their mantra is "Use the gifts God gave you, work hard, and make no excuses."

The obamans are the creme of the crop.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2008

Dropping off the Obamas

Taking a shit. A new-age spin on "Dropping off the Cosbies", or "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

My morning ritual consists of showering, shaving, and dropping off the Obamas.

"Hold on, I gotta go drop off the Obamas."

by Matt V February 17, 2010

Obamasplain

Explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about way so as to leave the listener exhausted, confused and hopefully prevent he/she from asking follow up questions.

When Julie asked the car salesman how a bigger vehicle with a bigger engine could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.

by strategeries November 23, 2020

Obamasplain

The act of explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about manner so as to exhaust, frustrate and confuse a questioner into submission and preclude any follow up questions.

When Julie asked how a bigger vehicle could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the car salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.

by strategeries November 23, 2020

Obamanesia

A questionable Commander In Chief's partial or total loss of memory regarding the actual sequences of events in an attempt to not take responsibility for them. It is the opposite of Truman's famous phrase: "The Buck Stops Here!" It is a strategy in politics where the One In Power attempts to attribute to another person or group the responsibility for one's own lack of leadership or mistakes. Made famous by Barack Hussein Obama's denial of certain emails regarding the Libya incident 2012; after being caught with his pants down he later tried to pin it on Hillary Clinton.

Did you see that last presidential debate?

Yea the president sure had one nasty case of Obamanesia!

by Callin it like I see it October 30, 2012

Obamanigger

Someone who doesn't realize how shitty of a president he was and now hates the new president who actually is making this country great again.

Can you believe all those Obamaniggers protesting black on white crime but not black on black?

by WHITELIVESMATTER April 26, 2017

Obamasexual

When you're sexually attracted to Obama.
Romantically, it's used as obamaromantic.

Person 1: Dude, I'm officially coming out as gay. What's your sexuality?
Person 2: Oh, I'm Obamasexual...
Person 1: Oh dude, that's awesome! I support you in your journey.

by biggirlnamedbecky June 2, 2019