As someone who is from Oakville, it is hard to say good things in support of this town because the things many people stereotype oakville for being are entirely true. Chate is a commonly used word, people love the OC, people drive nice cars, there are princesses galore, and yes there is more ignorance then white blondes. This town is a prime example of everything that is wrong with our society because the young men and women it produces do not have any idea what the real world is like. No one see's poverty, violence, or crime behind their hightech security systems in their air conditioned houses. Common sense left oakville 20 years ago and in its place are people who are truely ugly on the inside. I will openly admit that I live in here oakville but I always ask not to be judged because of it. Not everyone who lives here gets rich and marries a stepford wife, but many do, and the ones who dont usually end up a lot happier. So... if I had to define oakville I would say it is the most superficial place on earth... no offense to my fellow oakvillians.
The place where the only crime the police have to worry about is breaking up high school parties on the weekend is oakville. Im serious, that's it.
by sadgnslkf November 1, 2005
A town in southern Ontario bordering Mississauga and Burlington. East Oakville is filled with rich people.
Among the youth, most people are as fake as the people on The OC, a show which is adored. We have the tendency to turn stupid things into giant soap operas. Filled with shallow, insincere backstabbers who sit back as others try to suck up to them to gain a false sense of friendship. Many people are simply used as an access to booze and house parties. Those who are different are popularized as freakshows. The few nice people who can fit in with anyone are hard to come by, but they make up for everything.
Among the youth, most people are as fake as the people on The OC, a show which is adored. We have the tendency to turn stupid things into giant soap operas. Filled with shallow, insincere backstabbers who sit back as others try to suck up to them to gain a false sense of friendship. Many people are simply used as an access to booze and house parties. Those who are different are popularized as freakshows. The few nice people who can fit in with anyone are hard to come by, but they make up for everything.
Maybe I'll move to Burlington, cos if I hear someone say "chate" ever again, the newspapers will have some grizzly news.
Oakville can be great fun, or it can be terrible. Don't believe me? Sit back and watch how people are treated here.
Oakville can be great fun, or it can be terrible. Don't believe me? Sit back and watch how people are treated here.
by Treebeard August 9, 2005
A Southern town in Ontario...in which the Oakvillian's like to go to parties and chill with their friends. But of course, Mississaugan's and other cities love to make fun of Oakville for entertainment because they litterally have nothing else to do in their little ghettos. Some of the things one might hear about O-Town is: They're all rich, snobby people who get everything they want....well if we got what we wanted all the time, we wouldn't have jealous, welfare people beside us now would we? And OF COURSE we must not forget that everyone LOVES the OC....only 13 year olds like the OC...oh...and ambercrombie...no no...we all prefer gucci, prada, and especially louis vuittion....that was a joke...we shop at the same damn places as the rest of you! Garage...Bluenotes...etc...and if you come into oakville, sure you might see tons of Benz's and Lincoln's...but honestly...it's a friggin car!!!...it's not our fault if you people can only afford the toilets on wheels for transport!...but i guess that's our fault because it's not like we help ya'll with your welfare.....OOPS I GUESS WE DO!! oh..and another thing...NO ONE i mean NO ONE in O-Town says chate, that is the stupidest word my eyes have ever read! Oh...and i forgot...yes, to live in oakville, you usually need to be somewhat wealthy because the demand to live here is growing because it's COOL!, so ya, we can afford great houses with roofs that don't leak, and that arent infested with things that crawl...why? because our PARENTS bought the house...and didnt wanna be classified as poor people if they lived in mississauga....just stating the facts...but...Oakville..tons of stuff to do...hot people...and we've got some jealous haters who have nothing else to do in their boxes on the coners of streets...
Mississaugian:: You Jokevillians think you're SoOOOO rich...
Oakvillian:: Well...compared to you i guess most would
Mississaugian:: F00! Why ya say dat?!?!
Oakvillian::..Your house is a flippin box!!!
Mississaugian:: Well...at least i drive a Neon!
Oakvillian: Because of our parent's taxes going towards your welfare
Mississaugian:: Dannggg, dat's tru but...uh...at least we have stuff to do here!
Oakvillian:: Really...like go to your Let's make fun of Oakville meetings? Or spraypaint their signs? Yes, because Oakville doesnt do that..they go to parties and chill with their friends..DANG BIATCH WHO GOT TOLD NOW?!?!?
Oakvillian:: Well...compared to you i guess most would
Mississaugian:: F00! Why ya say dat?!?!
Oakvillian::..Your house is a flippin box!!!
Mississaugian:: Well...at least i drive a Neon!
Oakvillian: Because of our parent's taxes going towards your welfare
Mississaugian:: Dannggg, dat's tru but...uh...at least we have stuff to do here!
Oakvillian:: Really...like go to your Let's make fun of Oakville meetings? Or spraypaint their signs? Yes, because Oakville doesnt do that..they go to parties and chill with their friends..DANG BIATCH WHO GOT TOLD NOW?!?!?
by richbiatch August 16, 2005
A bubble in the province of Ontario. Where rich kids have little to do so they turn to drugs and bush parties. Teens make up slang like CHATE and CRUNK so that they can use them in everyday situations and appear to be smarter and cooler. Kids tend to copy and almost 'reproduce' the lives of characters on popular tv shows. Oakville is a city where the rich get richer, and they call Kerr street the ghetto, (where really living there is probably nicer than alot of cities) Major Districts of Oakville are; Lakeshore - people who can afford to live in gigantic mansions that overlook the lake, Glen Abbey - the rich suberb/community where teens
get drunk in the ravine, and Bronte - the harborside community which is laced with cornershops which reflects older cities. Oakville is a city where everyone copies the OC and emo kids roam the street complaining abouyt their perfect lives. Boy, i love living here!
get drunk in the ravine, and Bronte - the harborside community which is laced with cornershops which reflects older cities. Oakville is a city where everyone copies the OC and emo kids roam the street complaining abouyt their perfect lives. Boy, i love living here!
emo kid: My mom wouldn't give me the key to the ferari so i had to take the BMW to AMC. My 'rents are so CHATE! Bun life. My Oakville life is so unfair.
by Sargent Yolk August 10, 2007
Oakville is a rich, mid-upper class town with a ghetto that is really lower-mid class...kerr street is a disgrace of a ghetto. just recently the head-shop closed down there, how sad.
One aspect that sets apart Oakville from the rest of the surrounding GTA and Hamilton is the quality of cannabis that flows through there. Oakvillians are known for their stronger than average, aroma-rich, kind buds. Sure some are money hungry and produce commercially (boo)...but there are many skilled informal horticulturalists that produce impressive product. sadly enough many grow ops have been taken down here, a real tragedy. so big up to oakville in that respect. otherwise...oakville is boring, the florida-retirement-central of canada, and full of black kids that wanna be white, and white kids that wanna be black. the rest of the white kids are preppy pretty boys, with a minority of down-to-earth, sensible skater types. although there lies some nice female talent in oakville, their heads are hollow and their purses are worth more than my 1990 toyota camry. get me out of this jokeville town, that's really a city but they want to stay a town so they don't get any strip clubs opening up. nuff said.
One aspect that sets apart Oakville from the rest of the surrounding GTA and Hamilton is the quality of cannabis that flows through there. Oakvillians are known for their stronger than average, aroma-rich, kind buds. Sure some are money hungry and produce commercially (boo)...but there are many skilled informal horticulturalists that produce impressive product. sadly enough many grow ops have been taken down here, a real tragedy. so big up to oakville in that respect. otherwise...oakville is boring, the florida-retirement-central of canada, and full of black kids that wanna be white, and white kids that wanna be black. the rest of the white kids are preppy pretty boys, with a minority of down-to-earth, sensible skater types. although there lies some nice female talent in oakville, their heads are hollow and their purses are worth more than my 1990 toyota camry. get me out of this jokeville town, that's really a city but they want to stay a town so they don't get any strip clubs opening up. nuff said.
Rich white house wife to landscaper: you, grunt, there are 5 leaves on my tennis court, clean them up, now.
Guy who owns Microsoft Canada and builds a $25 million dollar house on the lakeshore in rich east oakville's wife: HONEY, i'm allergic to the new carpets and furniture
Microsoft Canada Guy: It's okay honey, we'll just sell this and build a new house.
Rich Oakville Girl: Daddy, i don't like the colour of my mercedes anymore.
Daddy: It's okay honey, just drive my bentley until I buy you a new mercedes, fully loaded with your favourite colour tonight.
Guy who owns Microsoft Canada and builds a $25 million dollar house on the lakeshore in rich east oakville's wife: HONEY, i'm allergic to the new carpets and furniture
Microsoft Canada Guy: It's okay honey, we'll just sell this and build a new house.
Rich Oakville Girl: Daddy, i don't like the colour of my mercedes anymore.
Daddy: It's okay honey, just drive my bentley until I buy you a new mercedes, fully loaded with your favourite colour tonight.
by aski August 7, 2006
A town in the southern part of oakville. They are often thought as the rich, snobby, o.c wanna bes by people who do not know anyone from there. But if you actully lived there (like me) i had no rich friends, no one had a lexus except me! and people arent as snobby as you think so shut up and stop dissing oakville you stupid canadians! oh and i have never heard the word chate used. i hate oakville but for reasons no one has listed in all these stupid articles. So you wanna actully make fun of oakville try living there for a year then go ahead.
oakville teens are all potheads, emos, sluts, "o.c", or smart kids who are addicted to myspace and shop at american eagle and carry to big lulu lemon bags around school. They make fun of the USA and Bush. They go to bush and house parties. They also play rugby
oakville teens are all potheads, emos, sluts, "o.c", or smart kids who are addicted to myspace and shop at american eagle and carry to big lulu lemon bags around school. They make fun of the USA and Bush. They go to bush and house parties. They also play rugby
Person 1: What did you do last nigh?
Person 2: well i had rugby practice last night!
oakville is boring
Person 2: well i had rugby practice last night!
oakville is boring
by princess21 July 20, 2006
Oakville, What isnt there to say
Drugs, Money, beautiful people!
...Parties all the time, House parties..Usually some sort of fee...For the kegger..
The fashion there, almost every girl has to have a Louis Vuitton or Burberry. ( who wouldnt want that)..
Gucci and Prada, Verry adored words.
WE love the oc, and We love expensive nice cars.
we drink coffe at starbucks, or Vinnies.
theres a hopedale crew, and a Bronte crew.
Long live the CREWS. lol!!!!!!
..There is no real ghetto in oakville,Maybe one street of welfare..But we dont interact with them..LOL
Drugs, Money, beautiful people!
...Parties all the time, House parties..Usually some sort of fee...For the kegger..
The fashion there, almost every girl has to have a Louis Vuitton or Burberry. ( who wouldnt want that)..
Gucci and Prada, Verry adored words.
WE love the oc, and We love expensive nice cars.
we drink coffe at starbucks, or Vinnies.
theres a hopedale crew, and a Bronte crew.
Long live the CREWS. lol!!!!!!
..There is no real ghetto in oakville,Maybe one street of welfare..But we dont interact with them..LOL
"Hey, what kegger should we go to?"
"OMG its O.C tonight!! whos coming? (everyone)"
"Mom, Can I take the benz, or am i stuck with the Jag?"
"My house can only hold 300 people, damnit"
"yo, jigga wudddddup?"
"Meet me at hopedale, At timmies"
"Oakville succcckkss"
"OMG its O.C tonight!! whos coming? (everyone)"
"Mom, Can I take the benz, or am i stuck with the Jag?"
"My house can only hold 300 people, damnit"
"yo, jigga wudddddup?"
"Meet me at hopedale, At timmies"
"Oakville succcckkss"
by Mikey J all tha way November 7, 2005