nutty putty 

jizz with chunks

she drank all of his nutty putty
and now she's throwing up
extensively because
she got a bad batch

nutty putty by craesy gui November 27, 2017

Nutty Putty

Used to express discomfort, specifically in a tight or enclosed space.

Damn, it’s getting a bit nutty putty in here.

Nutty Putty by Dick king was taken January 7, 2026

Nutty putty

Another way of saying “deadly” or “crazy”, but with the added reference and stakes of the famous cave for a point of ironic humor.

“Dude did you hear about that party last weekend?!”
“No bro was it crazy?”
“It was nutty putty bro! You wouldn’t even believe!”

Nutty putty by Slangin8AN January 15, 2026

Nutty Putty

Nutty Putty is a catastrophic anal-fisting fail where the giver's hand and forearm get permanently wedged inside the receiver's rectum. Nutty Putty borrows its name from the Utah cave where a caver died stuck upside-down in a narrow passage - same trapped panic, but with less limestone and more sphincter. Once that fist goes in at a bad angle, any attempt to pull out creates a vacuum seal that sucks the arm deeper, turning a simple J-Job (the overconfident elbow-deep plunge) into a full-blown Muppet Job (fingers so deep they bulge the belly like a hand-puppet, except the puppeteer cant withdraw). A Nutty Putty situation means screaming, wasted cooking oil, a hunched crab-walk, and frantic Googling of how to unstick a fist. Resolution usually involves an ER surgical extraction or just accepting your new life with a permanent internal roommate.

Example: Dave gave his boyfriend a quick J-Job, hit a dead end, and triggered a full Muppet Job—total Nutty Putty. They tried butter and dish soap, but the paramedics still laugh about it.

Nutty Putty by Bum Slug July 2, 2026

Nutty putty cave

On November 24, 2009, 26-year-old John Edward Jones became stuck upside down in a narrow crevice while exploring the cave. After around 27 hours of being stuck, Jones died at 11:56pm on November 25.

After rescuers concluded that it would be too dangerous to attempt to retrieve his body, the landowner and Jones's family came to an agreement that the cave would be sealed, with it becoming his final resting place, and as a memorial to Jones. Explosives were used to collapse the ceiling in the passageway of the cave close to where Jones's body was. All entry points to the cave were permanently sealed by filling them with concrete, making the cave system inaccessible.

The nutty putty cave incident is why cave diving isn’t on my bucket list.

Nutty putty cave by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 29, 2026

Nutty like putty 

When your sperm is the consistency of putty

My Jizz was nutty like putty!

Nutty like putty by Nuttylikeputty May 28, 2019

natty patty

When your shit has the consistency of and looks like a raw hamburger patty after drinking too much natty beer the night before

Dave drank too much natty last night, now he is sitting on the toilet dropping a natty patty.

natty patty by baschmidty April 7, 2017