nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

nuts in a vice by pax cicero May 13, 2005

nuts in a vice

the new age metal hardcore rock crap,i refer to nuts in a vice by the annoying screaming idiotic sound coming from the singers mouth.ALSO SEE (1 TURN TIGHTER)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!!GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!MRAHHHHHH!!!!

SIMILAR TO THE SOUND U MAKE WEN U HAVE YOUR NUTS IN A VICE

nuts in a vice by Mac Money September 2, 2005

nuts in a vice

When sexual activity is interrupted resulting in tightness of the ballsack; prolonged over-exersion of the testes; blueballs.

(1) Karl: I was banging Jessica this afternoon, her parents came home and now i have this pain in my balls!
Danny: Sounds like you got yo' nuts in a vice.

(2) Hey baby, I'd love to give you some more sugar, but my nuts are in a vice!

nuts in a vice by G-Labe April 4, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008