nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

nuts in a vice by pax cicero May 13, 2005

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nuts in a vice

the new age metal hardcore rock crap,i refer to nuts in a vice by the annoying screaming idiotic sound coming from the singers mouth.ALSO SEE (1 TURN TIGHTER)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!!GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!MRAHHHHHH!!!!

SIMILAR TO THE SOUND U MAKE WEN U HAVE YOUR NUTS IN A VICE

nuts in a vice by Mac Money September 2, 2005

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nuts in a vice

When sexual activity is interrupted resulting in tightness of the ballsack; prolonged over-exersion of the testes; blueballs.

(1) Karl: I was banging Jessica this afternoon, her parents came home and now i have this pain in my balls!
Danny: Sounds like you got yo' nuts in a vice.

(2) Hey baby, I'd love to give you some more sugar, but my nuts are in a vice!

nuts in a vice by G-Labe April 4, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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