nuts in a vice

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arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

nuts in a vice by pax cicero May 13, 2005

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nuts in a vice

the new age metal hardcore rock crap,i refer to nuts in a vice by the annoying screaming idiotic sound coming from the singers mouth.ALSO SEE (1 TURN TIGHTER)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!!GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!MRAHHHHHH!!!!

SIMILAR TO THE SOUND U MAKE WEN U HAVE YOUR NUTS IN A VICE

nuts in a vice by Mac Money September 2, 2005

nuts in a vice

When sexual activity is interrupted resulting in tightness of the ballsack; prolonged over-exersion of the testes; blueballs.

(1) Karl: I was banging Jessica this afternoon, her parents came home and now i have this pain in my balls!
Danny: Sounds like you got yo' nuts in a vice.

(2) Hey baby, I'd love to give you some more sugar, but my nuts are in a vice!

nuts in a vice by G-Labe April 4, 2008

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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