Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?
by Tom January 7, 2003
Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts
by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021
by malicious and kisses da klowns November 21, 2003
Bollock molestor
by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003
playing cricket sucks monkey nuts
by Geraint April 16, 2004
Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016