Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 05, 2021

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 22, 2008

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 19, 2009

monkey nuts

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

by kyle marx April 11, 2003

monkey nuts

affectionate term for a friend

what up monkey nuts!

by theajay April 12, 2003

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts

by HtownHardHead January 05, 2008