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Numero uno 

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"
My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.
Numero uno by octopod December 1, 2003

Numero uno 

a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya
I love my numero uno because she’s the best around

I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind
Numero uno by Phil macrackin 42 October 15, 2021

Numero uno reverse

A variation of "uno reverse". When you unknowingly talk about someone who turns out to be yourself.
When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.

Dumbass Numero Uno

That is my name. It is protected by the US copyright office. U cant fucking use it.
Yo did u meet that crazy psycho kid?
Ya. His name is Dumbass Numero Uno.

Bruh momento numero uno

Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused.

Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes.

Note: There are many "bru momentos"
Example:
Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan
Person 2: Bruh...

In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"
Bruh momento numero uno by Clutch_. November 24, 2022

hoe bag numero uno 

The number one slut with no self respect.
Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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