numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005

Numero uno

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"

My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.

by octopod December 2, 2003

Dumbass Numero Uno

That is my name. It is protected by the US copyright office. U cant fucking use it.

Yo did u meet that crazy psycho kid?
Ya. His name is Dumbass Numero Uno.

by fuckmehardermel April 29, 2019

Numero uno reverse

A variation of "uno reverse". When you unknowingly talk about someone who turns out to be yourself.

When she told him she was texting, he made a numero uno reverse when he accused her of cheating on him, when in fact she meant she was texting him.

by mountainofcupcakes January 21, 2021

hoe bag numero uno

The number one slut with no self respect.

Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.

by nikki wikki! June 29, 2006

Numero uno

a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya

I love my numero uno because she’s the best around

I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind

by Phil macrackin 42 October 16, 2021