1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
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This term was used in the movie Pineapple express, to refer to the cannabis plant aka marijuana
Yo man whose bringing the item number nine to the 311 concert tonight? You know there musics only good when your high
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a classic Moldy Peaches song to sing to in the car, on the computer, in school, and anywhere else.
lucky number nine, hooray!
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An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!
Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.
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A phrase whispered by a heavy drinker to his 9th beer at a tailgate party.
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Can only be found in good music.
"Bottoms up, sunshine; Love Potion Number Nine!" -Camp Lo

"She said, now What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" - Clovers
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