To have sex with a person because of a feature they possess. You would probably not have sex with this person if they did not have this feature.
Possible Features:
Disfigurement (Missing a finger to Quadriplegic)
Size (Anorexic to Michelin Man)
Relation to someone (Celebrities cousin to an asshole high school band directors daughter)
Body Modifications (Tongue Ring to Gauged Anus)
Possible Features:
Disfigurement (Missing a finger to Quadriplegic)
Size (Anorexic to Michelin Man)
Relation to someone (Celebrities cousin to an asshole high school band directors daughter)
Body Modifications (Tongue Ring to Gauged Anus)
"Wait you fucked Susan?!"
"Yeah man?"
"Why the hell did you do that? She is missing her right arm!"
"Novelty fuck!"
"Yeah man?"
"Why the hell did you do that? She is missing her right arm!"
"Novelty fuck!"
by lolmk2 September 17, 2007
by Crusty undies November 10, 2017
Slave driving route sales distribution company offering Noveltys and general merchandise to the C store market via route slavesmen (salesmen).
I just spent an hour setting up that Novelty floor display, one down, eight more to go! And I get to do it all over again tomorrow! starting at 4:00am.
by Jag III November 14, 2004
1. The breasts of a woman, typically a porn star which are abnormally large for their stature, usually requiring size DDD bras or larger. Usually created through breast implants.
2. Fake breasts that are extremly large, held on with a halter strap for a joke effect, or for use during sex.
2. Fake breasts that are extremly large, held on with a halter strap for a joke effect, or for use during sex.
1. That porns star's boobs are like Novelty Tits they are so huge!
2. Debbie wore Novelty Tits to the company Halloween party she bought at a porn shop.
2. Debbie wore Novelty Tits to the company Halloween party she bought at a porn shop.
by ChickensWife October 28, 2003
by The Hero7 July 24, 2017
That extra bit of $$$ people charge you to pay on top for something because it's unusual, nostalgic/iconic and elicits gawkers/discussion/conversation. It might not even be a particularly rare or valuable item but because of the aforementioned attributes the novelty tax greatly exaggerates it's value.
Example 1:
Bill: "Did Ed really pay $8500 for a old Mazda Miata? He could have gotten so many better cars for nearly as much!"
Mikey: "True, but those NAs are getting harder to find nowadays and c'mon man....those Pop-up headlights are a pretty cool party trick."
Bill: "Bruh...he paid way too much novelty tax for that old ass car, but I'll give it a pass because now he looks like a recently divorced single mother who left the hair salon with a pixie-cut because she was wanted to try something new......and you know how much I like chicks with short hair."
Example 2:
Ann: "Hey, remember when we were little and we would find Gameboys at the swap meet for $5."
Fred: "Yeah, wow what a trip. Now try finding them and their asking $50"
Anne "Didn't they sell millions of them though? Like, why are they expensive now?"
Fred "It's the novelty tax; current social media thrives on late 90s/early 00s nostalgia and now everyone wants to own a little piece of their past nowadays to show off and be validated. Nostalgia is ripe for exploitation. Now that I think of it, I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal sitting around! I'm going to eat good tonight!!"
Bill: "Did Ed really pay $8500 for a old Mazda Miata? He could have gotten so many better cars for nearly as much!"
Mikey: "True, but those NAs are getting harder to find nowadays and c'mon man....those Pop-up headlights are a pretty cool party trick."
Bill: "Bruh...he paid way too much novelty tax for that old ass car, but I'll give it a pass because now he looks like a recently divorced single mother who left the hair salon with a pixie-cut because she was wanted to try something new......and you know how much I like chicks with short hair."
Example 2:
Ann: "Hey, remember when we were little and we would find Gameboys at the swap meet for $5."
Fred: "Yeah, wow what a trip. Now try finding them and their asking $50"
Anne "Didn't they sell millions of them though? Like, why are they expensive now?"
Fred "It's the novelty tax; current social media thrives on late 90s/early 00s nostalgia and now everyone wants to own a little piece of their past nowadays to show off and be validated. Nostalgia is ripe for exploitation. Now that I think of it, I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal sitting around! I'm going to eat good tonight!!"
by Theupdownturnaround January 1, 2022
by Novelty Secrets June 7, 2015