crack my noodle

a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.

for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"

"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."

"Quit cracking my noodle!"

"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."

VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.

by noodlecrackingwHore February 28, 2012

Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off

When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good

by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017

stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014

Toasting my noodle

When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.

I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME

by Chris13 February 03, 2008

poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

by Sumica May 03, 2018

urkin my noodle

A word used to show strong anger towards someone.

Damnit Christian Harris you're urkin my noodle!

by Emilie Parker December 31, 2004

stop munching on my noodle

a different way of saying "stop riding my dick"

Tell this asshole behind me to stop munching on my noodle!

by murderhousemistress December 29, 2017