Nostalgia Wank 

Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago

"Hey I haven't seen that video for ages! Time for a Nostalgia Wank"
...
"It's good to be back"

Nostalgia Wank by Wooooool November 24, 2013

nostalgia wank 

wallowing in nostalgia

person 1: I spent the last night listening to old playlists...
person 2: stop the nostalgia wanking already

nostalgia wank by Vprofessional May 11, 2021

Nostalgic wank 

Finding a long lost porn video, that you never thought you would see again

Man, last night I had a nostalgic wank! I never thought i'd bust a nut to that bitch again

Nostalgic wank by Ham Den Lange September 22, 2020

nostalgiwanker 

A derogatory term used to describe fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender, FairyOdd Parents or anything else that hasn't been on the air for 10 years.

"Wow, that episode of Jimmy Neutron was pretty good!"
"lol we got a nostalgiwanker over here guys"

nostalgiwanker by Cpt. Jimmy Rustles November 5, 2013

wanking nostalgic

the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera

When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.

"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."

"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."

wanking nostalgic by bellevoix April 11, 2014