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Nosepass 

The most beautiful Pokémon in all the land. Rock type, with a magical nose. Beloved by Brock. Roxanne loves Nosepass too but she sucks and doesn't count.

Nosepass have wonderous blue rocky skin and an alluring red magnetic nose. They are roughly 3'03" tall and weigh in at about 214lbs. They evolve into Probopass, who are lame and can't control their bladders.

Nosepass are the most awesome genius wonderful rock-like organism in the known world and contrary to popular belief aren't fictional.

Humans have tried to breed with them, but only unsuccessfully. So far.
Brock: Nosepass, use rock smash attack!

Nosepass: Nosepass! Nosey nosey Nosepass!

Brock: Well done Nosepass! Gee, you sure look hot today. I love you Nosepass.

(they were wed the following Spring)
Nosepass by Deadwardson December 9, 2007
the email you get hoping to get your urban-dictionary definition published
I just got a email from noreply.
noreply by hardboi69 October 24, 2018

nosephobic 

A person or group whom is against noses an act of discrimination against noses these people are nosephobics
Peyton started an organization against noses he said "they're ugly" he's nosephobic
nosephobic by Nosephobic March 23, 2021

nonrepliant 

When someone receives an email, text message or other electronic communication but chooses not to respond.
I just texted Lev, but he is being nonrepliant.
nonrepliant by alexislenk October 8, 2008
Rolled up napkin stuffed up the nose to stop bleeding.
I had a major nosebleed and didn't have a tampon, so I grabbed a napkin and made a nosepon.
nosepon by Pudster December 4, 2007