Noriaki Kakyoin is a Japanese highschool student. He is a nice guy who likes to eat cherries with his tongue for some reason. Also he is the type of guy to only be interested in women over 40. Especially people named Holly.
While known by some simpletons know Him simply as a Jojo'scharacter, those who are truly enlightened are fully versed on His status as the ultimate milf-hunter and epic-gamer.
Guy 1: My mom's window is broken, and she's spending long periods of time in her room.
Guy 2: F. Must have been either Kakyoin Noriaki or Sans Undertale.
Likes to say "Lero Lero" a lot and also have a big intrest for cherrys. He is mostly seen together with Jotaro, polnareff, Muhammed Avdol, old Joseph and Iggy.
Kakyoin is from the famous series of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'