That man or woman is currently worshiping Thor, the Norse god of lighting and practicing Norse cultural customs.
He or she is Neo-Nordic.
He or she is Neo-Nordic.
by PopulousMaster December 27, 2019
The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.
Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?
-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!
-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)
-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!
-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)
-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink August 30, 2007
Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!
by Mystic Waves April 16, 2006
The Nordic Ski team girls beat all the boys and they are wicked hot!! They are the hottest girls in school and they wear crazy SPANDEX!! All girls wish they could be as fast as they are and all guys wish they could get in their spandex!!
guy 1: Did you see those hot girls getting on that bus yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeahh, they looked hot in that spandex! damnnnn!! they nordic ski girls!
Guy 2: Yeahh, they looked hot in that spandex! damnnnn!! they nordic ski girls!
by jgj May 12, 2007
An old urban legend that states:
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
by a dude, probably May 8, 2019
She's got some nordic couch pillows
by cubanooooo April 22, 2010