nordic skiing

only the coolest sport ever. most downhillers sit on their fat asses on a chairlift and then use their weight to propel themselves down. they try to keep in shape for a sport that a)doesn't keep you in shape and b)really doesn't require you to be in shape. nordic skiers get a lot of shit for having spandex ski suits but they are kick ass and everyone knows it. they have to go UP the hills as well as down and they have to ski the flats. as compared to downhill skiers who get upset if they have a gradual downhill. nordic skiers have to stay in shape and be in shape or they'll have hell to pay in races. they have to haul their asses up and down terrain for 3-10 miles, as opposed to downhills skiers having thier asses pushed down a 2 mile (max) course. nordic skiers have to be balanced on their skinny as hell skis, while downhill skiers have fat skis to support their weight. put any nordic racer in a running/biking/kayaking/any sport requiring fitness competition and they'll whup a downhiller's ass. nordic skiers are comparable to xc runners and distance track kids, mostly because those are their alter egoes. anyone who says nordic's for wussies is obviously an idiot who couldn't perform physical activities to save their life and they should go fuck themselves because they have no idea what it's like to train for nordic skiing and to be a nordic skier.

Downhill skier: hey, i just got back from a race where i just sat back and allowed my weight to push me down the hill!
Nordic skier: i just got back from nordic skiing practice! we skiied 15 miles and then did hill intervals up our 1/2 mile hill!

by distanceinanyform May 29, 2007

Flag

Get the nordic skiing mug.

Nordic Track

To grab one's ankles during coitus in the missionary position, and move the legs back and forth like your riding a Nordic Track to orgasm.

"I rode Lynn like a Nordic Track last night, it was epic! I don't think she'll tell her friends about THAT ONE!"

by drewniverse March 26, 2010

Flag

Get the Nordic Track mug.

Nordic Hammer

A straight arm closed fist over the head strike of power in which you boink someone right on top of da dome piece while running towards them. A new type of street fighting in which you just start boinking niggas on top da head and taking all their monies when da end up in comas. The most successful Nordic Hammers are also very good at Whack-A-Mole.

Yo, I was at a party the other night and a fight broke out. Then this nigga came out of nowhere and started dropping Nordic Hammers on everyone.......even girls and babies they all in comas with crushed skulls.

by TipDeep207 August 31, 2010

Flag

Get the Nordic Hammer mug.