A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
by Hello fella August 2, 2020
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usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
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A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.
Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!
by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021
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When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021
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When someone combines: LSD, Magic Mushrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Nitrous, Mescaline & DMT.
I think im going to Noodle Flip tonight
by a pot noodle October 27, 2020
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