Nobed

A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable

Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim

by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018

Nobes

A person who has no balls. Can also be used as an adjective in the form of "nobesy".

That nobes thinks he's tight with the head cheerleader. That game last night was nobesy.

by Fapking October 28, 2011

nobed

a man with a head in the shape of a penis.

nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.

by Ollie February 4, 2005

nobesably

a combination of the words no and probably which together mean probably not

homie # 1: you gonna hit up that partyslice dawg?
homie # 2: nobesably

by zizzleslice January 16, 2008

Nobeshy

1. When someone is a Nob (Check Twat)

2. If someone(s) say something but did not intend to sound like a nob, they would of sounded/Been nobeshy

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Inorcent Boy Says:
You was the best person online at 3 o'clock

Angry Girl says:
You mean i ain't Good Enough to talk to any other time apart from when your drunk and most probably want cyber?

Inorcent Boy Says:
No i didn't mean that at all!

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Inorcent Boy has just sounded Nobeshy

He could be said to be Nobeshy

by Robstar-tard January 10, 2008

nobed

A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.

"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!

by Jack The Ripper 666 September 15, 2005

nobesity

Pretty much the opposite of obesity. Nobesity is the inablity to gain weight, no matter how much the individual eats and/or works out. Sometimes, weight loss may occur.

Tom: Hey, man, how much do you weigh?

John: 125 pounds! (56.7 kilograms)

Tom: That's weird, weren't you 135 pounds (61.2kg) last week?

John: Yeah man, I think it's nobesity.

by TheRealSquanto February 5, 2014