by rex p July 8, 2003
by Kiki aka Baldhead May 3, 2005
Surfing the web while getting paid
by Raish June 17, 2004
by Fangsta December 14, 2003
Work by Joshua Jones – a word, an entity, a being created at the beginning of time which require individuals or organizations to accomplish tasks, for a reward, that others do not want to do. It creates a monogamist approach to our minds where we are forced to enter the office and perform a single task over and over again, or until facebook or a stupid computer games pries away from another meaningless duty, limiting our independent thought to that of a simple machine. An escape from your wife, an underpaid way to pass time, a place to make single serving friends, some of which you talk badly about behind their backs cause they simply suck, all because we want material items that we can use for (hopefully) 48 carefree hours known as the weekend. Even better, a place to beat the system, make the money, use it to get drunk, get laid, and buy things for the now, and take 4 day weekends because the office thinks you’re on important meetings… I’m good at the work I choose to do.
to the office: I have work alllll weeekend
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings
by Jonesey23 September 24, 2009
Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.
by DrHavoc May 22, 2004
(noun)
A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).
(verb)
To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.
A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).
(verb)
To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.
(noun)
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?
(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?
(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan
by Zor Prime November 22, 2003