A secret cabal of Hollywood lawyers who murder celebrities for profit. Coined on October 23rd, 2010 by actor Randy Quaid.
by TheEyeInTheSky October 24, 2010
The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.
"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"
by The True King of England October 19, 2007
That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!
by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019
n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.
"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
by Lunchbox April 26, 2005
by GorrilaVich June 28, 2008
One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpose to either further stimulate the clit/penis or to maintain a solid erection. In some cases "bush whacking" is used to intensify orgasm after "pulling out" instead of the more commonly used hand jerking motion.
"Judy finished cumming just as Harold pulled his rod out, finishing the fuck with a vigorous bout of bush whacking, Harold quickly filled Judys navel with a stout squirt of man juice."
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"
by Mike Balsac October 27, 2003
1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis
by Great Grandpa Radar December 28, 2006