shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

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Full-Fibre-Shit

When you have a very fast, clean poo more than once in a day.

I just had another or a full-fibre-shit. It was clean bro

by E45LE March 14, 2023

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eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 6, 2018

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