Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.

Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.

Ninja Turtled by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022

Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone

Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled

Ninja turtled by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡

me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020

Ninja Turtle Piss 

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

Ninja Turtle Piss by DePaul University September 11, 2011

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by AYB March 22, 2003

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.

Donatello ish the most badass mofo of the Ninja Turtles.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by Scrub June 4, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.

Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Krang July 20, 2003