Ninja duck 

A devious duck with super stealthy ninja moves, you have to watch out for that one...oh ys you do

Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA

Ninja duck by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009

Ninja Duck 

A rather loud fart.

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.

Ninja Duck by #1id10t April 13, 2020

ninjafuck 

To have sex in a bunk bed without your bunkmate noticing.

Dude, I ninjafucked this girl last night. My roomie had no idea. I guess he likes being rocked to sleep.

ninjafuck by mizzou22 April 1, 2009

ninjadick 

verb

to stick ones penis into someone else with the advantage of speed, surprise and stealth

"dude, i ninjadicked your mom in the shower last night"

ninjadick by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

ninjafuck 

If I heard this right, it refers to the action of being sexed half-willing, whether out of obligation or whatever motivation (this isn't referring to rape, mind you). It comes from a movie called Dog Park, and I'd like to see the term used more.

"How'd it go last night? Well, she ninjafucked me."

ninjafuck by geoffy mcgee August 5, 2004

Ninjafuck 

wearing a black-body suit with only your dick n balls hanging out in a very dark room, drunk ho walks in u tap that shit with your baby dick, and peace out with her having no idea...ninjafucked.

God damn im so fucked up in ninjafucked.

Ninjafuck by DirtyLightaOriginator June 13, 2010

NinjaDickPics 

ninja totally not asking for some dick pics

NinjaDickPics " *nods head* Do not send me your dick pics. Ok? *continues to nod head* "

NinjaDickPics by NinjasPics June 10, 2022