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Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles 

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

Ghetto night vision 

Turning your gamma up like a boss.
I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

Night Of Vision, And Submission 

A night where you literally alternate between YouTube, porn, and urban dictionary thinking of new words to post. Most common in people ages 13-27.

This can occour any day, but usually occurs on a Saturday. By the end of the night, several words may have been submitted to urban dictionary, youve seen all 3 parts of the excited auto tune dog videos, and your dick is sore from masturbating.

But then you find yourself with published words making it all worth while

This can eventually lead to crazieness, boredom, writers block, genital warts, and even midnight cravings.

Although it has harmful effects, it can also be a lot of fun, and is best when only done once to twice a week. This often leads to pouring your hearts into a word, and often the word is destroyed instantaneously in front of yo, but you do it because it makes you happy.
(guy 1 curled up in corner shaking)

Guy 2: What happened to you?

Guy 1: whole...night....masturbating...YouTube...urban dictionary.

Guy 2: oh so you had a Night Of Vision, And Submission.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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