night vision
night vision by Tony June 26, 2006
Get the night vision mug.
Night Vision Whizzing
Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
Night Vision Whizzing by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles by Evilous Dark Power January 17, 2021
Night Of Vision, And Submission
A night where you literally alternate between YouTube, porn, and urban dictionary thinking of new words to post. Most common in people ages 13-27.
This can occour any day, but usually occurs on a Saturday. By the end of the night, several words may have been submitted to urban dictionary, youve seen all 3 parts of the excited auto tune dog videos, and your dick is sore from masturbating.
But then you find yourself with published words making it all worth while
This can eventually lead to crazieness, boredom, writers block, genital warts, and even midnight cravings.
Although it has harmful effects, it can also be a lot of fun, and is best when only done once to twice a week. This often leads to pouring your hearts into a word, and often the word is destroyed instantaneously in front of yo, but you do it because it makes you happy.
This can occour any day, but usually occurs on a Saturday. By the end of the night, several words may have been submitted to urban dictionary, youve seen all 3 parts of the excited auto tune dog videos, and your dick is sore from masturbating.
But then you find yourself with published words making it all worth while
This can eventually lead to crazieness, boredom, writers block, genital warts, and even midnight cravings.
Although it has harmful effects, it can also be a lot of fun, and is best when only done once to twice a week. This often leads to pouring your hearts into a word, and often the word is destroyed instantaneously in front of yo, but you do it because it makes you happy.
(guy 1 curled up in corner shaking)
Guy 2: What happened to you?
Guy 1: whole...night....masturbating...YouTube...urban dictionary.
Guy 2: oh so you had a Night Of Vision, And Submission.
Guy 2: What happened to you?
Guy 1: whole...night....masturbating...YouTube...urban dictionary.
Guy 2: oh so you had a Night Of Vision, And Submission.
Night Of Vision, And Submission by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026