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Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles 

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

Ghetto night vision 

Turning your gamma up like a boss.
I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

Night Of Vision, And Submission 

A night where you literally alternate between YouTube, porn, and urban dictionary thinking of new words to post. Most common in people ages 13-27.

This can occour any day, but usually occurs on a Saturday. By the end of the night, several words may have been submitted to urban dictionary, youve seen all 3 parts of the excited auto tune dog videos, and your dick is sore from masturbating.

But then you find yourself with published words making it all worth while

This can eventually lead to crazieness, boredom, writers block, genital warts, and even midnight cravings.

Although it has harmful effects, it can also be a lot of fun, and is best when only done once to twice a week. This often leads to pouring your hearts into a word, and often the word is destroyed instantaneously in front of yo, but you do it because it makes you happy.
(guy 1 curled up in corner shaking)

Guy 2: What happened to you?

Guy 1: whole...night....masturbating...YouTube...urban dictionary.

Guy 2: oh so you had a Night Of Vision, And Submission.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026