Night Swimming

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.

Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?

Night Swimming by MisterProblems September 25, 2015

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Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

Night Swimming by just an old dude June 29, 2025

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Nightswimming

The act of skinny dipping with close friends. As we've learnt from REM , it deserves a quiet night.

"Dude, I totally forgot my shirt by the waters edge when we went nightswimming the other week.

Nightswimming by Facepalm199 October 3, 2011

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