Night Swimming 

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.

Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?

Night Swimming by MisterProblems September 25, 2015

Night Swimming 

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.

"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.

Night Swimming by just an old dude June 29, 2025

Nightswimming 

The act of skinny dipping with close friends. As we've learnt from REM , it deserves a quiet night.

"Dude, I totally forgot my shirt by the waters edge when we went nightswimming the other week.

Nightswimming by Facepalm199 October 3, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008