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Night Mare 

A ho, who's bloodline includes lame steeds, jackasses, and brokedown quarter horses. A defining characteristic is protruding teeth that could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence and an undeserved sense of accomplishment and entitlement. Be careful kids: Don't stand behind this bucking glue factory.

Often considered the arch-nemesis of the centaur this beast is finding it way back to population. If encountered, this creature often answers to: Beast, Oat Bagger, Apple Hoarder, Hoochie Mama, Lame 'O', Boss Lady, and sometimes Ed or Stacey
Man 1: 'Hey Latrell, I'm gonna go to the stable and pick up that horse for a lap round da track. Man 2: be careful, yo... That bitch isn't a lame horse, she's a Night Mare, and has a cock that she will use on you.

Man 1: Yo Fuck that. I'm callin the glue factory.
Night Mare by BoppoDeBoppo February 11, 2010
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Night Mares

A chick that's reeeeeel ugly!!!
Night Mares by Anphony March 5, 2003

nightmare sans

A black octopus sans who is fueled by negativity.

People like to make the joke they are Mr tentacle hentai
brother is a yellow positive cupcake
Who's your favorite sans?
yo, Nightmare Sans
nightmare sans by TheDarkPieceOfShit September 21, 2019

Lord of nightmares

Progenitor of chaos and vengeance. The anonymous enemy, the unknown artist of freedom. the son of sin. whatever you wish to call him, junior the forbidden one. “Junifer Morningsnout” is a true force of nature who derives from the unknown which is partly what makes him incredibly terrifying.

he can look very innocent and Beautiful but he’s NOT what you think he is. Fair warning to anyone who crosses paths with him, can be trans on rare occasions.

Known also as “the master of ambiguity”

J has an appetite for destruction that nothing can satisfy, as said by anyone who’s ever met him/her
The lord of nightmares seeks to subjugate the world and have it at his mercy, for no one is above his wrath

Within junior lies no forgiveness and if angered or wronged then he/she will know why they call him the “lord of nightmares

“I am the son, the darkness and the fire, for no one comes to the beak except through Me” -junior, lord of nightmares

Lord of nightmares is junior’s title

nightmare blunt rotation 

A group of people you couldn’t think of being worse to have a joint with.
Daz: did you go book club last night?
Raz: dude full of neeks. Really are a nightmare blunt rotation

Nightmario 

A portmanteau of "nightmare" and "scenario." It's the worst possible outcome of an already bad situation.
Getting dumped while Boston was down 7-1 was bad, but having the kiss cam catch it all was a total nightmario.
Nightmario by gis_in_my November 7, 2011

polyester nightmare 

A polyester nightmare is overwhelming, shape and color combinations often seen in disco and Hawaiian clothing especially of the seventies.
The Hawaiian disco band was a polyester nightmare!