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nigger roll 

A large roll of cash consisting of small denomination bills on the inside, and a $100 bill on the outside.
Lookit that nigger roll he's got; we oughta knock him in the head and take it from him!
nigger roll by tyler4d February 6, 2005

Nigger Roll 

When a n00b smoker gets some pot and asks a stingy nigger to roll him a 2-pape...
The nigger then proceeds to take half of the n00bs weed, and roll him a 1-pape, when the nigger is done, he says he rolled all of the pot into a 1-pape, and the n00b believes him and walks away...
n00b: Hey man, can you roll me a 2-pape, with this pot?;
Nigger: Aight;
n00b: Thanks. *Hands over chron*
Nigger: *steals half* *rolls other half* *gives it to n00b*; That be a 1-pape/1gram spliff, yo
n00b: Thanks man *walks away* <under_breath>Sweet
Nigger: <under_breath>fuckin' dumbassss
(*Later in the day*)
n00b: Hey man, check out this 1 gram joint, some nigger rolled it for me.
Pothead: That's a nigger roll, man, I bet he took like half your weed, that looks like a .5 joint, man.
n00b: Fuckin' niggers!
Pothead: I keep telling you not to trust niggers, this is what you get!
Nigger Roll by Leiptr October 20, 2008

Nigger Roll 

A type of sushi made from stolen electronics, house hold items, and connivence store goods. usually rolled up in carpet that was battered in "Coke" and stuffed with cotton.
NIgga A: "yo you still got that Nigger Roll you've been savin' under yo couch cushion?"
NIgga B: "Yeah"
NIgga A: " Ight"
Nigger Roll by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016

Niggerolla 

A Rick Roll performed by a black man.
Damn nigga, I got niggerolla'd!
Niggerolla by NJP22 July 5, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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