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Nicole’s dad 

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.
“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”
Nicole’s dad by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack 

A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.
He has a face like Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack.

Nicole's happy drug 

When after you ate Skittles gifted to you by someone you can't stop smiling. But you also haven't blinked in an hour.
Man what was in those Skittles? Nicole's happy drug?

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day 

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.
“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

Nico's Anus 

An extremely large hole in the rear side of Nico, also known to many as a "sink hole".
Damn Nico's Anus is so large and fluffy!
Nico's Anus by Bill Murray July 19, 2016

Nicole(s) 

Shes like an angel, everyday I think about her. She's perfect, she's like super funny, I love her so much. Anyways she's a fucking goddess!
Person 1: Bro I love Nicole(s)
Person 2: don't we all?

Me; STFU YALL SHES MINE
Nicole(s) by finn.r0m May 22, 2022