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Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch 

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

Guts night 

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Guts night by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026