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Nice Asshole 

1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!

2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!

3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!
Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore

"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"

NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE

Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.

"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."

A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.
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Nice blinker, asshole 

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.
"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE 

When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore
I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026