niagara balls

The feeling of having your nuts bombarded with water while being in the shower.

Asshole #1: Why are you limping coming out of the shower?
Asshole #2: I have niagara balls.
Asshole #1: Fucking sucks dude.

by thermochemistrybeastrocksuface October 10, 2009

Niagara Balls

The point at which your testicals are so sweaty they could function as a water feature.

Wow Bills so sweaty he must have Niagara Balls.

by JaD August 03, 2018

Niagara Balls

When a guys testicles get sweaty.

I'm getting niagara balls in here, it's so fucking hot.

by a fashionista December 04, 2004

Niagara Balls

When you pour beer on your balls and someone drinks the beer flowing off of your sac.

1. The woman really enjoyed best during a Niagara Balls.
2. When I battle hip-hop, I climb the wall 'cause my rhymes they flow like Niagara Balls.
3. A forehead chug is for losers, let's do a Niagara Balls.
4. When I'm in a passionate situation, I like to offer up Niagara Balls to my lady.

by Pecker Samurai July 03, 2014

Niagara Balls

When temperature and humidity are so high that, even the slightest form of movement, causes you to sweat profusely particularly, in the case, from a man's nether region.

It was so hot at work today and I was sweating so bad, it was like Niagara Balls running down my leg.

by Hell Hound July 23, 2013

Niagara Balls

Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.

Daggumit. Shy bladder syndrome again? Gotta think: Niagara Balls

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

Niagara Balls

The process of two men ejaculating into a diseased females nose, henceforth an aCUMmulation of semen and phlegm rush out the the nasal canal.

“Gimme them niagara balls daddy”

by TheAguirres March 08, 2019