nftw 

Naked for the win

Anything that is ordinary, can become a win, if its done while naked, if there is at least one girl involved.

1. Girl: Wanna go out on a date

Boy : Sure. NFTW

2. Girl: Wanna have a sleep over

Girl 2: Ok sure, NFTW

3. Guy: Hey guys (addressing 3 guys) wanna go watch a film at the cinema

Guy 2: Sure but invite Abigail so we can get NFTW

nftw by the win guy May 21, 2011

nftw 

Nftw means "Not for the win"

Dude I can't play WoW today.

NFTW!! I need Leggings of the Fang!

nftw by Prince Shadow May 12, 2006

NFTW 

Not For The World; A state of laziness in which you have absolutely no desire to leave your house or your room. A rejection of the outside world and all its trials.

Guy 1: Heyy! Come play dodgeball with us!
Guy 2: Fuck youuu, man!
Guy 1: Come on!
Guy 2: Nah man, i'm just nftw right now...

NFTW by Thunderlover2011 October 20, 2011