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Naked for the win

Anything that is ordinary, can become a win, if its done while naked, if there is at least one girl involved.
1. Girl: Wanna go out on a date

Boy : Sure. NFTW

2. Girl: Wanna have a sleep over

Girl 2: Ok sure, NFTW

3. Guy: Hey guys (addressing 3 guys) wanna go watch a film at the cinema

Guy 2: Sure but invite Abigail so we can get NFTW
nftw by the win guy May 21, 2011
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Nftw means "Not for the win"
Dude I can't play WoW today.

NFTW!! I need Leggings of the Fang!
nftw by Prince Shadow May 12, 2006
Related Words
Not For The World; A state of laziness in which you have absolutely no desire to leave your house or your room. A rejection of the outside world and all its trials.
Guy 1: Heyy! Come play dodgeball with us!
Guy 2: Fuck youuu, man!
Guy 1: Come on!
Guy 2: Nah man, i'm just nftw right now...
NFTW by Thunderlover2011 October 20, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026