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Naked for the win

Anything that is ordinary, can become a win, if its done while naked, if there is at least one girl involved.

1. Girl: Wanna go out on a date

Boy : Sure. NFTW

2. Girl: Wanna have a sleep over

Girl 2: Ok sure, NFTW

3. Guy: Hey guys (addressing 3 guys) wanna go watch a film at the cinema

Guy 2: Sure but invite Abigail so we can get NFTW

nftw by the win guy May 21, 2011

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nftw

Nftw means "Not for the win"

Dude I can't play WoW today.

NFTW!! I need Leggings of the Fang!

nftw by Prince Shadow May 12, 2006

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NFTW

Not For The World; A state of laziness in which you have absolutely no desire to leave your house or your room. A rejection of the outside world and all its trials.

Guy 1: Heyy! Come play dodgeball with us!
Guy 2: Fuck youuu, man!
Guy 1: Come on!
Guy 2: Nah man, i'm just nftw right now...

NFTW by Thunderlover2011 October 20, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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