Nicest Fucking Mum
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.
NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink”
FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”
NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”
FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”
NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”
by Gettinitdun January 17, 2020
by Papito Rico January 22, 2016
I had to remind this chick so many times about the sweater she promised to knit me.... cause she had NFM (no F'in memory)
Memory Sweater chick poor remind
Memory Sweater chick poor remind
by go bbluth June 4, 2014
An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.
In terms of task:
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"
Or in reference to a title:
"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"
Or in reference to a title:
"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "
by MuffinTop Miza May 5, 2015
by idfkxia November 29, 2021
by BRUHHH!!! 🗿🗿🗿 January 15, 2022