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newyork pretzel 

A high risk stunt where one finds a random street vendor and embrasses them in a tight scissor lock and refusing to let go until they have sex with you or give you whatever they're selling for free.
Mmmmmmm theres nothing like a newyork pretzel, except for a new orleans hotdog stand... Speaking of which I'm still sore from last time I did that.
newyork pretzel by jmchickens February 14, 2010
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