new years

To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.

New Years is every politician's favorite sex act.

by Yopmail User January 8, 2023

new years

The reason for all the birthdays in September.

I have about 10 new years baby friends.
They're all born in September

by my mom and dad February 17, 2007

New Years

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years.

by BeAnBeAn22 January 1, 2010

new years

new years
1. When a female is made to consume so much alcohol that she passes out.

i'm so using the new years plan on her

by Castro May 27, 2004

new years

1. A plan where a person is slipped Rohypnol and is sodomized.

2. A plan where a person is given drinks until they are totally drunk, then is sodomized.

"Fuck guy, that girl, new years eve plan."

by Godan April 28, 2004

New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)

After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.

by Decent_Work December 25, 2013

New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022