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A town in illinois that's at the intersection of East Osh Kosh and Bumfuck. Basically it sucks and there's nothing to do.
New Lenox blowsssss.
by xocaitlinxsays July 17, 2008
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A town in Illinois made of predominantly white suburban fucks who can't see the world outside of their mundane unimportant lives. People here usually buy big trucks and live in sub divisions where all the houses look the same. A smart person once graffitied the phrase "this town is made of paper" on the back of a bowling alley. It is simply a town that has never, or will ever, have any character or soul.
New Lenox is a prime example of the cancer that is killing America.
by Once a resident December 15, 2011
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A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.
The best thing about New Lenox is .... Oh wait never mind. This place sucks.
by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018
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A suburb on the outskirts of Chicago. The town is almost nothing but cornfields and soybean fields. It is inhabited by rich people whom are too wrapped around their drugs/alcohol, iPads, and big trucks to realize there is a world outside that town.

Any person of that town can be put into one, or many of these following categories: snobby, uneducated but thinking they are know-it-alls, can't keep their nose in their own business, hates "drama" but start so much of it because you know, they "hate" it so much, spends all their money on name brand clothing to fit it, dope-head alcoholics, wanna be rednecks, thinks looks and material goods are everything, wants to live in California or Chicago, judges everyone by their looks, is racist and often makes jokes about gangs; yet would shit their pants and be murdered if they were to say it to a "nigger" or a gang member, scared of Joliet, thinks their shit doesn't stink. You could go on and on, but it is assured that you can think of anyone in that town and they fall in at least one of those categories.
The town itself is often described as boring. People from other towns in the area hate New Lenox because of its inhabitants.

It also seems that no one ever matures in New Lenox. There are 18-25 year olds, who are still just as dramatic and terrible to one another as a middle schooler. But, if you tell any of them that, they will deny it and beg to differ.
Joe- "I'm in the mood to start some bullshit with a random person who will freak the fuck out".
Alex- "Well, I know a town called New Lenox that is perfect for that. You piss one off, you piss them all of. You should see it, it's hilarious!"
Joe-" are from New Lenox."
Mary- "Who wants to have sex tonight? Looking to beat last nights record of 16 blowjobs and 14 fucks".
Amanda- "Psh, that is nothing. I sucked 19 dicks, ate 23 pussies, and fucked 34 of them".
Joe- "Why can't one of you fuck me?"
Mary & Amanda - "Because Joe, you are ugly. We only want sexy people, not losers like you!"
Jen- "You sluts! I'll fuck Joe then."
Mary- "Says the slut"
Amanda- "I'm going to whoop her ass, even though I am 20 and should act my age"
Jen-"I'm too mature for that shit!" (Proceeds to talk about Mary and Amanda for months after the incident)
Alex- "It's okay, none of us will ever grow up"
And that is how New Lenox people interact.
by I need to get out of here. August 11, 2013
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A subarban town in the state of Illinois. It is inhabited by white Boys and rapists. The white boys are wannabe n words. There is also a freakishly amount of "its". The fun thing to do in this city is ripping down signs and making love in the cornfields.
An example of this is: Hey you know Kscrub. Ya he lives in New Lenox
by Candy+Man March 21, 2017
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Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.
Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.
by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019
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A lazy town in the middle of nowhere. The most boring town in Illinois for anyone who is 18 or younger. Or, really, anyone who isn't a kid and still distracted by the wonders of the corn. Some adults here are okay, and only come here because of the high schools, which aren't bad at all, but its all very fuckin whitewashed. Everyone is racist dude. The library is the most exciting place. A good portion of the kids get a bad rep, we want to get out of here as fast as possible. No good food, only cheap fast food. Good for the schools and half of the population, sucks for everything else and the other half. Don't move here. Unless you have a corn kink.
Damn, New Lenox has no night life, no restaurants, nothing. Its most exciting venue is a library.
by Long Live LWN September 18, 2018
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