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new alliance academy 

A "school" where you have absolutely no freedom. A place where the school is literally shaped like a box and is smaller than CVS. A place where the principle acts like he's on crack. A place where you will be so glad when you finally leave.

However, this is also a place where you meet amazing new friends which you will never forget. The only good part about this "school" are the fellow students you meet.
If someone ever tells you that you should check out a school named new alliance academy, run as far as you possibly can.
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new alliance academy 

a school where the principle smokes crack and knocks down the therapists while playing soccer. where one of the therapists offers to hold your earings/nails in a fight. where the history/music teacher says that he hates you. where you will never meet a more awesome group of people.
i just started new alliance academy and its ahhmazing!

New Alliance Academy

A school that kicked me out ten years ago as of writing this. A school where I watched 3 of my classmates die before I was kicked out to cover up the fact that another student was sexually harassing me. A school where the former principal, who was about to retire, thought it was okay to kiss 17 year olds on the cheek as he expelled them. A school that's left me with lasting scars a decade on because of all the adults who were supposed to help, failed me in the worst ways imaginable.

(The person that sexually harassed me and was enabled by them ended up attempting to rape me post expulsion. He got to graduate normally still afaik. :) )
New Alliance Academy is a hellhole that left me with lasting trauma and complex PTSD ten years later because they cared so little.
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